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Clinton Circling Roger Stone’s Court Proceeding Shouting “Gonna Lock Him Up!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and...
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Trump: “I Wasn’t Trying to Intimidate Yovanovitch, I Was Trying To Scare Her Into Shutting Up!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During the first part of Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch's...
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Devin Nunes and Jim Jordan Unsure Whose Turn It Is To Publicly Fluff Trump’s Nads

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The second day of open impeachment hearings in...
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Jim Jordan: “President Trump’s The Kind of Sexual Predator I Have a Duty and Instinct to Protect At All Costs”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Congressman Jim Jordan told a conservative...
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POLL: Fucking Seriously?, No, Hillary. Don’t.

A new poll of just about everyone everywhere shows a striking...
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Meadows: “How Can You Impeach Trump When Obama Was Black, a Democrat, and President First?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Mark Meadows is part of the Freedom...
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Jordan Demands Hunter Biden Testify About Why Hillary Won’t Testify About Benghazi’s Connection to Trump’s Call to Ukraine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Trump's Rectum) was given...
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Titanically Stupid Moron Spends His Precious Time as Dipshit in Chief Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States is perhaps...
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Schiff Finds McConnell In Trump’s Ass While Trying to Calculate How Far He Can Fit His Shoe Up There

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, Rep. Adam Schiff...
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Lindsey Graham: “You Can’t Impeach Trump Until I Stop Blowing Him”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina may have,...
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