While on the campaign trail, candidate Donald Trump said a lot of things. As the world has come to find out, Mr. Trump is absolutely a man of word.
Swamp? Totally drained. (Except that Mulvaney guy who admitted he liked to be bribed as a congressman, but whatevs to that, right fam?)
Wall? Totally built, 18,000 miles high, 18 trillion dollars under budget, and keeping 18 trillion illegal Mexicans out of the country.
Crooked Killary Clint-Stoned? Locked up.
Barack Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate: Hanging in the Smithsonian.
State Dinners? NONE. Zero. Zilch. Nada – Oh wait.
Okay, so maybe President God Emperor Daddy Trump didn’t keep his word on state dinners. Despite telling Americans in 2016 that he wouldn’t hold any until the U.S. didn’t have any trade deficits with other countries, President Trump held his first official state dinner of his presidency this week, hosting French President Emmanuel Macron and the French First Lady. By all counts it was a splendid time of pussy grabs and microwave selfies to be had by all.
But hey, that’s just one very minor broken campaign promise, right folks? Let’s just ignore it, and focus on the fabulous state dinner. We here at Alt Facts knew that plenty of outlets would report the facts of the dinner, but not many, if any, would report the alternative facts, and so we put the following video together, for your edification.
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