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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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President Trump Will Go On Publicity Tour With Widow, Body Of Dead SEAL Killed In Yemen Raid

The body and widow of slain SEAL Ryan Owens will accompany Co-President Trump on a tour of the country, whipping up support.
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Trump Offers ‘Swedishland’ His ‘Deepest Pussy Grabs And Condolences’

President Trump offers sympathies to Sweden in his own, unique, purely Trumpian way.
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CIA Warns More Fictitious Terror Attacks May Be On The Way

Newly confirmed CIA Director Mike Pompeo has a grave and dire warning for all Americans in regards to fake terror attacks.
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Stephen Miller and Ann Coulter Step Out As America’s Hottest New Nazi Vampire Couple!

Trump senior policy adviser Stephen Miller may have a face and personality only his mother could love, but Ann Coulter wants in on that.
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Sub-President Trump Proposes Cutting Social Security To Pay For Bowling Green Massacre Memorial

Sub-President Trump wants to honor the brave men and women who died serving their country during the Bowling Green Massacre.
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Quebec Shooter Thanks Sub-President Trump For Bringing Attention To Terror Attacks Ignored By Mainstream Media

The Quebec shooter who killed six and injured more at a mosque thanks Sub-President Trump for his effort to publicize terror attacks.
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The Previously Untold Story Of A Hero Who Survived Jade Helm But Fell During The Bowling Green Massacre

One man served during two of America's most harrowing domestic combat events in the last five years. This is his alternatively true story.
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Steve Bannon Comes Out From Underneath His Bridge To Defend Muslim Ban

Coming out from underneath the D.C.-area bridge he calls home, Steve Bannon answered reporters' questions about Trump's Muslim ban.
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Trump Says He’d Build A Wall Around The Country Of ‘Islam’ And Make ISIS Pay For It

"To be honest, I don't even know who the prime menstruator or president of Islam is."
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Dick Cheney, ISIS Argue Over Who Gets Credit For Baghdad Carbombs

SITH TEMPLE, CORUSCANT -- After claiming responsibility for the tragic twin car bombing in Baghdad...
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Local Republican Upset Obama Won’t Just Say ‘Ooga Booga!’ When Discussing Muslims

Why won't Obama just use it?
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Daesh Spokesman: We Will Hire Megyn Kelly If Donald Trump Wins Election

Daesh thinks they may have found Donald Trump's mortal weakness -- Megyn Kelly.
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

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