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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
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6 Things as Perfect as Trump’s Ukraine Call
Throughout the Ukraine scandal that has rocked the Trump administration and seems to have...
December 3, 2019
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Trump: Giuliani Went to Ukraine on Orders from President John Barron, Not Him
WASHINGTON, D.C -- For many months now, Rudy Giuliani, President Trump's personal lawyer, has...
November 27, 2019
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Can We Bait Notorious Pig Fucker Devin Nunes Into Suing Us Too?
The following was written by the editorial board of this publication. It does not...
November 25, 2019
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Gargantuan Dumbfuck Just Can’t Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dumbfuck He Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A former D-list reality TV host, a man who somehow convinced...
November 21, 2019
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Trump Checks Democratic Primary Polls to Figure Out Who Foreign Countries Should Investigate for Corruption Next
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- His Royal Highness, the Grand Imperial President of America-Land, has not...
October 8, 2019
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Rubio Says OJ Was Just Probably Just Kidding Around With His Knife
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While out jogging around town, Senator Marco Rubio was spotted and...
October 8, 2019
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His Royal Majesty, The Grand Imperial President of America-Land, Says He Has ‘Absolute Right’ to Do Anything He Wants
THE KINGDOM OF WASHINGTONSHIRE, MERRY OLD AMERICA-LAND -- His Royal Majesty, The Grand Imperial...
October 5, 2019
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Total Moron Who Screeches About Socialism Asks Authoritarian Communists for Help
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A titanically stupid idiot, who happens to also be President of...
October 4, 2019
Religion
Evangelical MAGA Supporter Sees No Issue With President Asking Satan For Dirt on Biden
HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Right-wing, Pro-Trump televangelist Bill Millen told listeners and viewers of...
October 4, 2019
Criminal Justice
Ken Starr Sees a ‘Stunning Lack of Blowjobs’ In Impeachment Case Against Trump
WACO, TEXAS -- Though he's now the chancellor of Baylor University, Ken Starr was...
September 27, 2019
The Democrats
Richard Nixon Sends His Articles of Impeachment to Nancy Pelosi ‘To Save Some Time’
THE LAKE OF FIRE, HELL, ETERNITY -- At a press conference from the afterlife,...
September 26, 2019
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President Claims Quid Pro Quo Covered Under Executive Privilege
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the firestorm of controversy swells around his call with the...
September 26, 2019
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