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For Conservatives, Fart Naps Are Quickly Replacing Power Naps

"While some might casually observe the irony in someone who belittles his opponent as...
Criminal Justice

Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
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Science & Medicine

CDC Recommends Covering Tucker Carlson’s Face With Your Fists

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Fox White Supremacist News host Tucker Carlson doesn't want Americans wearing...
Conservative Media

Tucker Carlson Adds Two Ks to His First Name

Fox News will also rebrand Carlson's TV show .
Conservative Media

Breaking: Tucker Carlson Still a Racist Twuntsicle

This is a breaking story, and will be updated as more information is reported...
MAGA News

Doughy Senator Defends White Supremacist’s Right to Mock Women Who Could Kick Their Asses

Ted Cruz wants to know why military officials would defend their own instead of letting Tucker Carlson bash them.
Conservative Media

Pillar of Masculinity and Super Soldier Tucker Carlson Criticizes Female Combat Vets

The world's most alpha of alpha males, Fox News' Tucker Carlson, has some thoughts to share on female combat veterans.
Conservative Media

Tucker Carlson Didn’t See any Signs of White Supremacy at Cross Burning

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- On last night's episode of his Fox News television...
Conservative Media

Tucker Carlson Asks When Joe Biden Will Take Responsibility for The People Trump Let Die From Covid

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson spent time during his...
Conservative Media

Tucker Carlson Adds Two Ks to First Name

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson is no stranger to...
Conservative Media

Fox News Medical Non-Experts Not Sure Americans Should Be Listening to Dr. Fauci Anymore

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Three of Fox News' least-learned and un-certified medical non-experts...
Arts & Entertainment

Tucker Carlson Opens Up About Rooting for ‘Those Guys With the Smart Uniforms’ In the Indiana Jones Films

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Last night on his Fox News show, host Tucker...
Conservative Media

Tucker Carlson’s Dry Cleaner Won’t Return White Sheets Without Claim Ticket

REICH LAKE, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson is reportedly still fuming mad...
Conservative Media

Tucker Carlson: “It’s Not Racist If I Call Them The N-Word In My Head”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Right-wing pundit and Fox News lead white supremacy anchor...
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Lifestyle

For Conservatives, Fart Naps Are Quickly Replacing Power Naps

"While some might casually observe the irony in someone who belittles his opponent as...
Criminal Justice

Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
U.S. Politics

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...

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