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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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CDC: There Is No Vapid Moron Vaccine and Avoid Contact With Tomi Lahren Until There Is

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control is urging every American to avoid...

DNA Test Proves Lahren and McEnany Came From Same Sewage Plant as Coulter and Ingraham

Results from a recently conducted DNA test indicate that four of the most popular...

Report: Candace Owens is Really Tomi Lahren in Blackface

In hindsight, sources close to the situation told us, it was bound to happen...

Tomi Lahren Is Publishing a List of Acceptable Ways for Black People to Protest Being Murdered

BROKE WIND MOUNTAIN, CALIFORNIA -- From a secluded cabin in the mountains of Southern...

Lahren: NASA Should Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’

VAPID VALLEY, TEXAS -- Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren...

Tomi Lahren to Release List of Acceptable Ways for Black People to Protest Abuse

BROKE WIND MOUNTAIN, CALIFORNIA -- From a secluded cabin in the mountains of Southern...

Lahren Defends George Floyd’s Killer: “Blue Kneels Matter More”

LA VALLE RUBIA PINCHE PUTA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist Tomi Lahren has...

Lahren: “All Lives Matter Except When You Need to Die for The Economy”

VAPID ATTENTION WHORE, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist Tabitha Lahren said during a...

White House Adds Drs. Giuliani, Hannity, and Lahren to Coronavirus Task Force

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that his coronavirus response task force...

Screeching, Racist Broom Handle In A Blonde Wig Will Fill In While Tomi Lahren is on Self-Qurantine

LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News has announced that one of their...

Court Docs: “Gun Girl” is Ann Coulter in Tomi Lahren Suit Wearing Kaitlin Bennett Mask and Sh_ _ _ing Herself

NEW HAVEN, OHIO -- The American alt-right is reeling this morning after newly released...

Tomi Lahren Spotted In Recruitment Office Enlisting Someone Else’s Kids to Die for Trump’s Re-Election

VALLE DE CHINGANDA IDIOTA RUBIA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist and jingoism expert...

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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

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Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

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