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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State
"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
July 10, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme
The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
July 3, 2024
LGTBQ+
I’m in Florida. My Cousin’s in Tennessee. We’re Moving to TX to Protect Our Baby From Groomers.
The following editorial was submitted by Eddie Pesghetti, a 35 year old resident of...
April 13, 2022
LGTBQ+
Jesus Warns His Trans Little Children to ‘Stay the Fuck Away’ From the Bible Belt
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Larry "God" Schumway, and...
March 9, 2022
Religion
Pat Robertson: God Will Warm Texas If He Stops Watching “Magic Mike” for Research Purposes Twelve Times a Week
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Living fossil and televangelist Pat Robertson often speaks to God...
February 4, 2022
Business
Failing Capitalist State Still Struggling to Provide Heat and Power to Millions
THE CAPITALIST REPUBLIC OF TEXAS -- In the failed capitalist state of Texas, millions...
February 4, 2022
Science & Medicine
Cold Texas Temperatures Signal It’s Time for Dodos to Fly South to Cancun
As it gets colder in the Lone Star State, its dodo population starts to...
February 2, 2022
Women's Rights
Oklahoma Man Extradited to Texas After Being Caught Spanking It in Dallas
GILEAD COUNTY, TEXAS -- Officials with the Texas State Sex Fluid and Biomatter Protection...
October 13, 2021
Science & Medicine
“Small Government” Governor Dictates to Private Companies What They Can Do About COVID-19
AUSTIN, TEXAS -- "Herp derp! Me small government conservative! Me hate socialism! Me want...
October 12, 2021
Women's Rights
Texas Woman Files for Joint Custody Over Boyfriend’s Sperm
BAWSAK, TEXAS -- When Gov. Greg Abbot (Q-Gilead) signed SB8 into law, many wondered...
September 30, 2021
The Bible Belt
TX Man Unsure Whether to Let Cousin Die From Complications or Sue Her For Getting Abortion
SHITLIP, TEXAS -- Bill Williamson has found himself in some rather unforeseen circumstances before,...
September 22, 2021
Business
Bleach and Coat Hangers Sold Out in 65% of Texas Counties
In well over half of the counties in Texas, consumers won't be able to...
September 21, 2021
Women's Rights
I’m From Texas. Can I Write Off My Sperm as Dependents Now?
Last week, when the Supreme Court effectively let a ban on abortions after the...
September 14, 2021
Pew Pew!
Texas Woman Files Paperwork to Reclassify Her Genitals as a Firearm
LIBTERTAD de CUERPA, TEXAS -- Next week, a court in Texas will hear opening...
September 13, 2021
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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State
"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
July 10, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme
The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
July 3, 2024
Lifestyle
God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools
"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...
June 28, 2024
U.S. Politics
Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions
Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...
June 27, 2024
