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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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U.S. Politics

Grassley Warns Kavanaugh: “Another 60 or 70 Sexual Assault Allegations Might, Maybe, Could Make Us Wag Our Fingers At You”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA) has issued a...
U.S. Politics

Brett Kavanaugh Turns In List of Civil Rights He Doesn’t Acknowledge to Mitch McConnell

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- D.C. appeals judge Brett Kavanaugh was formally introduced as President Trump's...
MAGA News

Kavanaugh Assures Senate He Only Thinks One Particular Orange Shit Clown President Is Above The Law, Not All Of Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Brett Kavanaugh, a political operative turned D.C. appeals circuit judge, has...
MAGA News

Trump Calls SCOTUS Pick To Ensure They’ll Fix His Parking Tickets and/or Obstructions of Justice and/or Treasons

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has reportedly made up his mind about who...
MAGA News

Trump Releases Updated List Of Potential Replacements for Justice Kennedy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump has been teasing the American public with small glimpses...
MAGA News

Sources: Trump To Nominate Roy Moore To Supreme Court

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- As congressional members from all sides continue to react to the...
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Trump Promises To Replace Kennedy With Middle Of The Road Misogynist Corporate Toady and Religious Zealot

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the country girds its collective loins for the knockdown, drag-out...
U.S. Politics

Klansmen Already Lined Up Around Supreme Court Building Wanting To Apply For Kennedy’s Seat

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Within moments of Justice Anthony Kennedy announcing his retirement at the...
Criminal Justice

Millions Flood White House Phones Demanding Judge Rosemarie Aquilina Be Promoted to Supreme Court

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration is confirming that at the time of publication,...
The Bible Belt

Christian Baker Refuses To Sell Wedding Cakes To ‘Fake Christian Bigots’

STAG HORN, COLORADO -- While the case of a fellow Colorado baker was argued...
MAGA News

President Trump Orders Different Color Crayon For Drafting Fourth Muslim Ban

"This time he's going to use a black crayon."
Sports

Major League Baseball Officially Renames Strikeout a “Trump Muslim Ban”

"We're also thinking of renaming the Washington Nationals to the Washington White Nationalists while Trump's in office."
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Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

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