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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that...
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Trump Worries ‘Obama’s Stock Market Crash’ Will Tank His Economy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told the American people today on the front...
Economy

Kellyanne Conway: “The Market is Alternatively Booming Because Investors Are Alternatively Confident in Us”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After one of its most volatile weeks since the Great Recession...
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Trump: Coronavirus Part of Deep State Plot to Tank the Stock Market and Hurt His Re-Election Chances

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. stock market is having its worst week since the...
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Trump Issues Executive Order for Dow Jones to Work Like Golf Scores

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the markets opened today, the Dow Jones Industrial average opened...
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Trump Praises Dow’s “Historic Alternative Spike”

It was quite a bigly one, too!

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Donald Trump Finding Out

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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

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