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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

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Trump Wants Statue of Liberty Torch Outfitted With Tear Gas Launcher

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Leading up to the 2018 mid-term election -- one that saw...

Trump Orders ‘Except From Shithole Countries’ Added To Statue of Liberty Poem

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Moments after delivering a speech about Martin Luther King, Jr. this...

Stephen Miller Reassures Trump Supporters He Puts His Nazi Uniform On ‘One Leg At A Time, Too’

Sure, Stephen Miller grew up with incredible white and wealth privilege, but that doesn't make him any different than run of the mill American Nazis.

Prospective Immigrant Shows Off Two English Words He Learned Just For Stephen Miller

This prospective Syrian immigrant doesn't speak a lot of English just yet, but he speaks just enough for his point to come shining through.

President Trump Orders The Statue of Liberty’s Torch Blown Out

To save money and discourage immigration, President Trump has ordered the torch carried by the Statue of Liberty blown out.

Scott Walker Wants to Replace Statue of Liberty Torch With Upraised Middle Finger

Walker will tell supporters that "imaginary, invisible lines in land masses" need to be protected in order to "guarantee that American exceptionocitization continues far into the future."

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