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I Asked a Klansman If He’s Voting For Biden Since They’re Both Democrats. He Punched Me.

"Man, it's really true what they say about Democrats. They're snowflakes." We all know a...

For Conservatives, Fart Naps Are Quickly Replacing Power Naps

"While some might casually observe the irony in someone who belittles his opponent as...
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Alabama GOP Outraged ‘Cuties’ Director Didn’t Invite Roy Moore to World Premiere

BONINSISTERS, ALABAMA -- The Alabama Republican Party issued a scathing rebuke of the controversial...

Keurig Announces Roy Moore Signature Model That Only Uses 14-Year Old Covfefe Pods

READING, MASSACHUSETTS -- In 2017, coffee machine manufacturer Keurig faced steep and heavy backlash...

Sources: Trump To Nominate Roy Moore To Supreme Court

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- As congressional members from all sides continue to react to the...

Tickets Still Available For “Me-2017” New Year’s Eve Ball Hosted By Kevin Spacey, Louis CK

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The finishing touches are being put on the Cosby...

Roy Moore Says Elections Are ‘Like Teenage Girls,’ And Refuses To Pull Out Of Race He Lost

PEDURAST, ALABAMA -- Former Alabama judge Roy Moore lost a hotly contested election earlier...

Keurig Releases Roy Moore Model That Uses 14-Year Old Covfefe Pods

READING, MASSACHUSETTS -- In the face of a conservative boycott of their products, Keurig...

Judge Roy Moore To Travel Country, Giving “PED Talks”

"I would be a fool not to take them up on it."

Roy Moore Comforting Himself With 14 Year Old…Bottle Of Rum

Judge Moore tells a prayer breakfast crowd how he's coping with losing to Democrat Doug Jones.

One Woman’s Take: Roy Moore Was A Gift From God To All You Heathen Feminazis!

All of this kerfuffle over Roy Moore and the wonderful attention he showed the...

Trump Orders Kobach To Investigate How Many Trillions Of Illegal Mexicans Voted For Doug Jones

"I am positive I saw at least a trillion Mexicans dancing in the street celebrating last night."

God To Renew Just 20% Of Alabama Republicans’ Christian Memberships

"This guy takes the hypocritical taco."

Donald Trump Asks President of Alabama If Roy Moore Can Still Win The Electoral College

"He can in fact not only win the Electoral College and replace Jeff Sessions. He can also kick out any member of the Senate he wants."

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I Asked a Klansman If He’s Voting For Biden Since They’re Both Democrats. He Punched Me.

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