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I Asked a Klansman If He’s Voting For Biden Since They’re Both Democrats. He Punched Me.

"Man, it's really true what they say about Democrats. They're snowflakes." We all know a...

For Conservatives, Fart Naps Are Quickly Replacing Power Naps

"While some might casually observe the irony in someone who belittles his opponent as...
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The RNC and Donald Trump’s Dong Have Censured Kinzinger and Cheney

Standing on one's principles can be a tricky proposition for anyone, but for politicians...

RNC Quietly Removes “Supporting American Democracy” from Party Platform

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee has taken down the phrase "Supporting American...

2020 Republican Nationalist Convention Will Close With Ceremonial Book Burning

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump will close out the 2020 Republican Nationalist Convention...

NBC News to Track How Many Americans Die From COVID During RNC Broadcast

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- NBC News has decided to display a real-time tracker...

Donald Trump Still Doesn’t Love Donald Trump Jr.

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, President Donald Trump's son, his namesake at that, delivered...

Kimberly Guilfoyle’s Mouth Still Stuck Like That

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Reports from the nation's capital are that the son's third most...

RNC to Feature Pro-Trump Democrats Who Started the KKK

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA -- In a surprise development, the Republican National Convention, being held...

Trump Says Supporters Will ‘Just Have to Settle’ for Making Suicide Pact Virtually During RNC 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One of the most highly-anticipated events at this year's Republican National...

Mike Pence Demands RNC Carry Roy Moore’s Candidacy To Full Term

"I am shocked, appalled, and offended that you would choose to end your support for this man just because of a little light, serial hebephilia."

Republican Horrified By Lack Of Dystopian Rhetoric In DNC Speeches

One Republican's issue with the 2016 DNC Speeches.

Woman Has ‘No Fucking Clue Who This Scott Mayo Guy’ Speaking At The RNC Is

"Who the hell cares what D-List celebrities say about D-List reality-TV stars trying to become president?"

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I Asked a Klansman If He’s Voting For Biden Since They’re Both Democrats. He Punched Me.

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For Conservatives, Fart Naps Are Quickly Replacing Power Naps

"While some might casually observe the irony in someone who belittles his opponent as...

Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

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