Search
HomeTagsRepublicans

Republicans

Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
spot_img
U.S. Politics

These Republicans Hate Government So Much, They Can’t Wait to Run It

Why do these Republicans hate government but want to run it all? We asked them, and here maybe are some of their answers.
The Democrats

5 Ways Obama Has Totally Destroyed the Constitution

How has Obama destroyed the Constitution? We have five ways right here, pal.
U.S. Politics

Reince Priebus: GOP Hired Engineers To Fit All 180 Candidates on Debate Stage

RNC Chairman Reince Priebus says his party's re-engineered stage will fit all the myriad candidates for president they currently have.
LGTBQ+

Justice Scalia ‘Too Focused’ on Gay Sex to ‘Even Think About’ Poor and Sick People

Can Justice Scalia focus well enough to write scorching refutations of modernity on TWO separate subjects?
Economy

Alabama GOP Considering Bill to Force Stomach Pumping of Welfare Recipients

Alabama doesn't want Wisconsin having all the fun crapping on welfare recipients.
Economy

Wisconsin Republicans Debate Law Forbidding Poor People From Smiling, Enjoying Life At All

A Wisconsin law could severely limit the activities of the state's poorest citizens.
Science & Medicine

“The Official Republican Obamacare Alternative” by Rep. Paul Ryan & Sen. Ted Cruz

Paul Ryan and Ted Cruz explain the Republican Obamacare alternative.
MAGA News

Texas Governor Greg Abbot Is Tired of Other States Trying To ‘Out-Dumb Us’

Texas Governor Greg Abbot wants the first word on your lips after hearing the word "dumb" to be "Texas."
LGTBQ+

New Scientific Study: Ted Cruz Thinks About Butt Sex More Than People Having Butt Sex

Just how much does Ted Cruz think about butt sex? Some folks in West Virginia tried to quantify it.
The War on Drugs

Alabama Republican: ‘We Don’t Mind If You Smoke Pot, Just Don’t Smoke Pole Later’

The state senate in Alabama just moved one step closer to bringing more freedom to adults, just not the freedom to love whoever the hell you want to love is all.
Arts & Entertainment

5 Things Ted Cruz Hated About the “Star Wars” Trailer

Senator Ted Cruz tells The Political Garbage Chute five things he did NOT like about the new Star Wars trailer.
U.S. Politics

Hillary on 2016: “I’m the ‘Not a Republican’ The Country Wants”

Hillary Clinton is out and about, extolling the virtues of her candidacy.
Load more

Latest articles

Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

© James Schlarmann (All Material is Satirical)