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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
U.S. Politics
A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
U.S. Politics
Ted Cruz and 200 Other GOP Candidates Agree to Be Smashed Into One Mega-Candidate
Will Ted Cruz be part of a presidential candidate mashup?
July 10, 2015
Food and Dining
El Presidente Trump’s Guide to Mexican Cuisine
A guide to traditional Mexican food, written by the expert on Mexican culture himself, Donald Trump.
July 8, 2015
U.S. Politics
Scott Walker Worried He’s Not ‘Coming Off Dumb Enough’ For GOP Voters
Is Scott Walker coming off as dumb enough for the GOP base? Only time will tell.
July 7, 2015
U.S. Politics
Massive Crowd Greets Man Who Has Absolutely No Chance of Winning Presidency
MADISON, WISCONSIN -- While it is undeniable fact that unless one sits on the...
July 2, 2015
Science & Medicine
AMA Issues Warning About ‘Republican Butt-Hurt’ Epidemic After Obamacare Ruling
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A spokesman for the Amiercan Medical Association has issued a warning...
June 25, 2015
U.S. Politics
Fox News Readies Ring for First 2016 Republican Presidential Cage Match
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the production have revealed that Fox...
June 15, 2015
U.S. Politics
Marco Rubio: “My Economic Plan is Called ‘Do As I Say, Not As I do'”
Marco Rubio's embarrassing New York Times article may have given birth to his economic vision.
June 10, 2015
Lifestyle
Ted Cruz Apologizes for Joe Biden Joke; Still ‘Totally Cool’ With Past Douchiness
Ted Cruz further responds to criticism about his ill-timed joke at Vice-President Biden's expense.
June 4, 2015
U.S. Politics
Rick Perry Gets In Line Expecting Sandwich, Winds-Up Running for President Too
Rick Perry was just looking for a bite to eat, but he decided to run for president while he was at it.
June 4, 2015
U.S. Politics
“My Name is Rick Santorum, and Here’s Why I Am Frothing to Be Your President”
Rick Santorum wants to be president really badly, and he even told us all why.
May 27, 2015
U.S. Politics
Reince Priebus: GOP Hired Engineers To Fit All 180 Candidates on Debate Stage
RNC Chairman Reince Priebus says his party's re-engineered stage will fit all the myriad candidates for president they currently have.
May 27, 2015
Science & Medicine
Rand Paul: ‘Universal Health Care Means Doctors Are Well-Paid Slaves!’
Rand Paul doesn't believe in Universal Health Care, partially because he has no clue what slavery is or was.
May 22, 2015
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