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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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New Biden Sanctions Cut Off Putin’s Supply of Republican Blowjobs

Within hours of Russia launching its full-scale invasion of Ukraine, the United States and...

RNC Declares Lincoln’s Assassination ‘Legitimate Political Discourse’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee might, as it turns out, have a...

The RNC and Donald Trump’s Dong Have Censured Kinzinger and Cheney

Standing on one's principles can be a tricky proposition for anyone, but for politicians...

RNC Quietly Removes “Supporting American Democracy” from Party Platform

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee has taken down the phrase "Supporting American...

NBC News to Track How Many Americans Die From COVID During RNC Broadcast

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- NBC News has decided to display a real-time tracker...

Cocaine to Officially Sponsor The Rest of RNC 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The 2020 Republican National Convention kicked off last night and featured...

RNC to Feature Pro-Trump Democrats Who Started the KKK

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA -- In a surprise development, the Republican National Convention, being held...

Mike Pence Demands RNC Carry Roy Moore’s Candidacy To Full Term

"I am shocked, appalled, and offended that you would choose to end your support for this man just because of a little light, serial hebephilia."

Trump: ‘I’ll prove I’m not a misogynist and charm the bitch outta’ Megyn Kelly

When Donald Trump sits down with his next interview with Megyn Kelly, he says things will be different.

Reince Priebus Desperately Thumbing Through Rolodex for ‘More Preferable Loser’ Alternative to Trump

Reince Priebus is in a scramble to find an alternative to his two frontrunners.

Republican Voter Wants Thermonuclear Devices Okayed for GOP Convention

One Republican doesn't think guns at the GOP Convention is enough.

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