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Ashley’s Diary, Hunter’s Laptop, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and the Bible: All the Facts I Need

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump 2024 surrogate Dustin Pewpsin....

Betrayal? RFK’s Brain Worms Just Endorsed Donald Trump

"Much like how an Evangelical Christian can read the Bible and not know anything...
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Ever Since My Butthole Started Following Marjorie Taylor Greene, It Spews the Dumbest Shit

In hind(end)sight, giving my rectum its own Facebook account has come back to bite...

This One Simple Trick Could Have Saved Ashli Babbitt’s Life

Last year, former one term, twice permanently impeached President Don Trump was still, technically...

Flynn: “Q Told Me Biden is Putting COVID Vaccines in Busch Beer and Marlboro Reds”

Disgraced former General Mike Flynn is pretty sure that the Biden administration is sneaking...

Greene and Boebert File Articles of Impeachment Against Hunter Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The American right, led by pro-MAGA politicians and media figures, has...

With August 13th Rapidly Approaching, Biden Still President for Next Four Years

In a matter of just hours, the calendar pages will turn, and it will...

Lindell: Trump Will Ride The Loch Ness Monster Into D.C. On August 13th and ‘Retake His Throne’

On August 13th, a triumphant Donald John Trump will mount a saddled Loch Ness...

McCarthy Selects Q-Anon Shaman and MAGA Bomber for January 6th Committee

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After several weeks of anticipation, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA)...

Doctors Marvel: Lobotomy Somehow Leaves Man Twice as Smart as Marjorie Taylor Greene

PHARDT'S PEAK, GEORGIA -- Every doctor we interviewed was completely unable to explain how...

Sidney Powell: Trump Can Look in a Mirror and Say “QAnon” Three Times to Be Reinstated

Sidney Powell, rat-faced scarecrow and former attorney to Donald J. Trump, told an audience...

Local Man Loves The U.S. So Much He Wants to Install a Permanent Monarch and Execute Millions of Americans

A deranged lunatic and former National Security Adviser told a group of right-wing radical...

AOC Tells Greene She Doesn’t Negotiate With or Debate Domestic Terrorists

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green (Q-GA) has a lot of time on...

Tinder Starts Parlr, a Dating Service for Morons

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Tinder has become one of the leading and most...

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Ashley’s Diary, Hunter’s Laptop, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and the Bible: All the Facts I Need

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump 2024 surrogate Dustin Pewpsin....

Betrayal? RFK’s Brain Worms Just Endorsed Donald Trump

"Much like how an Evangelical Christian can read the Bible and not know anything...

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