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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
May 10, 2024
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?
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Trump Campaign Legal Team Scouring Constitution for ‘Stamping Feet and Holding Breath’ Clause
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November 20, 2020
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Biden Legally Changes Middle Name to “Fuck Trump”
HAWKEYE, DELAWARE -- Today, President-elect Joe Biden did what his transition team is calling...
November 12, 2020
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Win or Lose, Trump is Entitled to Secret Service Protection and Lindsey Graham BJs For Life
The truth is, despite the punditry class and America's elected officials' high-volume assertions, nobody...
November 2, 2020
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On Her 39th Birthday, Ivanka’s Just One Year From Being Traded For Younger, Hotter Daughter
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told his First Lady that while he wanted...
October 30, 2020
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Dinesh D’Souza Can’t Quite Bring Himself to Call Klansman a “Liberal” to His Hooded Face
IDIOTA, MONTANA -- While on a publicity tour promoting his latest project he calls...
October 29, 2020
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Giuliani Insists He Was Just Going to Tuck-In His Shirt to Completion
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Stumbling up to a throng of reporters outside his...
October 26, 2020
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Biden Promises He’ll Hold a Big Ceremony to Hang Trump’s Presidential Mugshot
WEST HAMPTON, OHIO -- This morning, Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden made a campaign...
October 20, 2020
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Pence Just Realized Sucking Trump Off So Much Cost Him Valuable Talking Time During Debate
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A pink-eyed, exasperated Vice President High Priest Mike Pence was so...
October 8, 2020
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Senate Republicans Fear Dems Will Smear Amy Coney Barrett With Her Own Actions, Words, and Religious Beliefs
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Next week, the Senate Judiciary Committee, under chairmanship from Sen. Lindsey...
October 7, 2020
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Eric Finds Daddy’s Next Tax Payment in White House Sofa Cushions
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September 29, 2020
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Lindsey Graham Offering ‘Handies and Half-and-Halfs’ to Campaign Donors
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Trump's Taint) has not been coy or reticent...
September 25, 2020
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Trump Issues The Constipation Proclamation
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 1862, as the country fought in pitched battle during the...
September 25, 2020
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