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Alabama Authorities Are Looking for Me Because They Found Out I Had a Wet Dream

"I can't tell you where I'm at, or how long I'll be here, but...

I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

"I lied to him and told him that I was a friend of the...
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Fertilizer Company Hires McEnany

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When she leaves her post as White House Press Secretary next...

Kayleigh McEnany’s Cross Bursts Into Flames

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There was a brief scare during White House Press Secretary Kayleigh...

Trump Says That He Misses Blaming His Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sister publication The Political Garbage Chute reported last week that recent...

Feinted Bovine Was on Shortlist of Candidates to Replace Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In just a matter of a few short days, White House...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Eager for First Meal From Her Home Trough

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced her resignation today,...

Trump: Telling Sarah Huckabee Sanders Not to Give Briefings ‘Only Way to Keep Her From Lying’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, President Donald Trump drew criticism when he announced via...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Fails New Year’s Resolution To Stop Smoking Crack On First Day Back To Work

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last year was quite the whirlwind for Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee...

Sean Spicer Hands Scaramucci Participation Trophy as He Exists White House Press Office

Outgoing communications director Anthony Scaramucci and former Press Secretary Sean Spicer shared a moment of commiseration.

Scaramucci Tells Press He Saw Trump Fire Proton Torpedo Down Shaft Only Two Meters Wide

Anthony Scaramucci is the new White House Communications director, and he's already out in the streets, communicating things about his boss.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders To Be Replaced With Dead Cat So Talking Points Can Be Read With More Emotion

When Sean Spicer is unavailable, Trump has used Sarah Huckabee Sanders. But now, word is he'll tap someone completely different...and dead.

Sean Spicer To Be Replaced With ‘More Personable Hound Dog Sitting On A Dried-Up Cactus In An Ill-Fitting Suit’

Could White House Press Secetary Sean Spicer be in need of a resume brush-up? And will a hound dog in a suit sitting on a cactus replace him?

Sean Spicer’s Head Literally Explodes During White House Press Briefing

Tough questions make Sean Spicer's head explode at a recent White House press briefing, when questions of wiretapping were brought up.

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