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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Ginsburg: “Cancer Can’t Make Me Resign Until It Leaves The White House First”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 2019, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg underwent three weeks...

Ivanka Had The Most Classy and Elegant Photos Taken For Father’s Day

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- Pretty Much First Lady Ivanka Trump reportedly had a series of...

Screeching, Racist Broom Handle In A Blonde Wig Will Fill In While Tomi Lahren is on Self-Qurantine

LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News has announced that one of their...

Trump Warns His Enemies Not To Interfere In 2020 Election By Voting For The Democrat

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though there are still several months left before the primary season...

Trump: Space Force Will Build Space Wall

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a radio interview on WKKK-FM, Donald Trump Jr. accidentally let...

Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State, and winner of the 2016...

Crypt Keeper Going As Kellyanne Conway For Halloween This Year

KASSIR FALLS, CALIFORNIA -- Each year, residents The Crypt Keeper's sleepy California town take...

Trump Hereby Orders Constitution’s References to “Impeachment” Changed to “Coup “

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, The Archduke of D-List Reality TV Hosts His Royal...

Mulvaney: “There Wasn’t a Quid Pro Quo, But Also There Was, and Yet There Wasn’t, But Even There Was, Shut Up. Also There Wasn’t.”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A visibly shaken and confused Mick Mulvaney, acting Chief of Staff...

Spoiled Little Rich Bitch Takes Daddy’s Silver Spoon Out of His Mouth to Accuse Others of Nepotism

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A spoiled little rich bitch, who also happens to...

Trump Accuses Democrats of Trying to Steal an Election By Getting More Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the battle over impeachment rages on, President Donald Trump has...

Donald Trump Jr. Will Attend Classes at Electoral College to ‘Become an Electrician’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest son announced today that he...

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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

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"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...

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