HomeTagsPolitical comedy

political comedy

Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
spot_img

Autopsy Shows Babbitt Died of Fuckedaroundandfoundoutitis

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the coroner in charge of overseeing hopeful domestic terrorist...

FDA Approves New Drug for Patriots Suffering from Insurrectile Dysfunction

Did you recently storm the capitol, vandalize it, harass the police, and act like...

Mike Pence Will Certify Biden’s Win, But Not Take Trump’s Dong Out of His Mouth First

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This might the toughest spot Mike Pence has found himself in...

Cruz Warns Democrats Might Try to Steal Future Elections With More Votes than Republicans

This story was first published by our sister publication, The Pastiche Post, and is reprinted...

Trump Sues Trump Campaign for Losing

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of his single term as president, Donald Trump...

5 Ways Donald Trump Can Still Win The Election

The 2020 election came and went. At times, it seemed like we were all...

On Biden’s Inauguration Day, Trump Plans to Fill Air Force One With Supporters and Fly to Guyana

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On January 20th, 2021, at 12:00pm ET, President-elect Joe Biden will...

Can’t Follow Trump’s Legal Arguments? Try Smoking This Drug.

The 2020 presidential election was held almost three weeks ago, and the result has...

Trump Campaign Legal Team Scouring Constitution for ‘Stamping Feet and Holding Breath’ Clause

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The days are growing shorter, and Donald Trump's legal team is...

Biden Legally Changes Middle Name to “Fuck Trump”

HAWKEYE, DELAWARE -- Today, President-elect Joe Biden did what his transition team is calling...

James O’Queef Claims to Have Eyewitness Who Saw 3.2 Trillion Trump Votes Launched Into Space

FUKWHIT, NEW YORK -- James O'Queef III and his Project Bullshitas have been attempting...

75 Million Americans Wipe and Flush

It took a few days. It took counting millions of mail-in ballots under the...

Latest articles

Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...