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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
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Bush Says Trump Should Know How to Pronounce ‘Nookular Weapons’ Before He Uses Them on Hurricanes
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August 27, 2019
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Trump: “I Didn’t Consider Nuking Hurricanes Because Everyone Knows You Nuke Tornadoes”
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August 26, 2019
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Un, Trump Dispute Who Legitimized Whom’s Fascist, Authoritarian Kakistocracy
AIR FORCE ONE -- The earliest reports of the historic summit between President Donald...
June 12, 2018
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Trump, Un Set ‘Hard And Fast’ Self-Fellatio Time Limit Ahead of Summit
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June 11, 2018
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Trump Orders White House Crew to Downsize Big Red Button For His Fingers
Engineers are busy in the White House downsizing the big red button that presidents use to launch nuclear strikes to something for suited to Trump.
January 3, 2018
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U.N. Security Council Meets To Discuss U.S. WMD’s Falling Into The Wrong Hands This November
Tensions ran high at U.N. Security Council.
August 4, 2016
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Jesus Christ: ‘Bachmann Is Right, I’m Coming Again…For a Sandwich’
Jesus Christ says Michele Bachmann is right about him coming back to Earth, but wrong about the reason why.
August 11, 2015
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POLL: 4 out of 5 Dead Iraq War Vets ‘Don’t Give A S**t’ About Dick Cheney’s Opinion on Iran Nuke Deal
A new poll of dead Iraq War vets shows just how much they value Dick Cheney's opinion on the Iran nuclear deal.
July 15, 2015
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Benjamin Netanyahu’s (Paraphrased) Congressional Speech
If you missed or skipped Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's congressional address, we've paraphrased it for you here.
March 3, 2015
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