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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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Local Douchebag Anxious to Be Vindicated About Manchester Terror Suspect’s Religion

A terror attack in Manchester provides the perfect example of why it's so important to demagogue entire religions over the actions of a small minority.
Immigration

Mahershala Ali Briefly Detained By ICE Outside Vanity Fair Academy Awards Party, His Oscar Was Free To Go

Best Supporting Actor winner Mahershala Ali was briefly detained outside a post-Oscars party while his award with a white-sounding name was let in.
Religion

Christian Man Kicked Off Airplane For Harassing Praying Islamic American

He couldn't leave an Islamic American passenger alone to pray, so he was asked to deplane.
MAGA News

Kansas Man Who Believes Media Is Blacking Out Benghazi Has No Idea About Kansas Bomb Plot

He might not know much about the Kansas Bomb Plot, but he does know...stuff.
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Alt-Right Voter Hopes Trump Stops Bashing Women And Gets Back To Stoking Hate For Mexicans And Muslims

Self-described "Chief Alpha Anti-Cuck Male" Bill Palazzio is a Donald Trump supporter, and a...
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Syrian Immigrant: A Boat Full Of Trumps Capsizes And Only One Isn’t A Racist, Would You Save Any Of Them?

A Syrian American response to the Trumps and their xenophobia.
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Man Who Thinks Mexicans & Muslims Should Be Banned From U.S. Tired Of Trump/Hitler Comparisons

This man says Trump and Hitler are just barely alike.
LGTBQ+

Local Republican: The First Amendment Is For Hurting Gays, Not Protecting Muslims

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Clem O'Connell calls himself a "deeply religious, deeply conservative, deeply principled...
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Confused Evangelical Christian Takes Newt Gingrich’s Sharia Test And Fails

"I took Newt's proposed Sharia Law test, and the dang thing said I'm a believer in Sharia Law."
MAGA News

Newt Gingrich Sprouts Odd Looking Mustache In Wake Of French Truck Attack

Newt Gingrich has got some stuff going on.
U.S. Politics

Racist Woman Is Tired Of Being Called Racist For Supporting A Racist For President

A racist woman is really upset at being called a racist for being a racist.
LGTBQ+

God Issues New Commandment: ‘Thou Shalt Not Be Shitty to LGBT People In My Name’

God's got a new commandment for his peeps, ALL of them.
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Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

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