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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Trump Demands To Know Which Illegal Mexican Or Muslim Immigrant Forced A ‘Nice White’ Into Becoming Austin Bomber

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Overnight, authorities in Austin, Texas identified, and attempted to apprehend the...

President Trump Blames Bomb Cyclone On Muslim Ban Court Delays

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Trump acknowledged the deadly winter storms battering the country's...

Trump Supporter Wants Trump Wall Extended From Mexico To Bangladesh

COLD CAVE HILLS TENNESSEE -- Right-wing blogger, YouTube personality, and social media star Jethro...

Trump Supporter Wonders If Bangladesh Is Added To Muslim Ban List Will NYC Bombing Will Be Erased From Time

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and local moron Jethro Bohiggins knows one...

Local Mouth Breather Thinks Egypt Should Implement Trump’s Muslim Ban After Mosque Attack

"Clearly what the cucks don't want us to see is that Muslim bans work."

Texas Republican Furious Trump’s Muslim Ban Failed to Stop Church Shooting

"We was told that the Muslim Ban would stop terrorism."

Congressman: U.S. Needs Trump Muslim Ban Because of NYC Truck Attacker Who Was From Country Not on Ban List

"The full retail price of freedom is the willingness to have much less freedom."

President Trump Orders Different Color Crayon For Drafting Fourth Muslim Ban

"This time he's going to use a black crayon."

Major League Baseball Officially Renames Strikeout a “Trump Muslim Ban”

"We're also thinking of renaming the Washington Nationals to the Washington White Nationalists while Trump's in office."

Trump Supporter Confused That “Travel” Ban Didn’t Prevent Las Vegas Act of Terror

"It's every American's solemn, God given right to own as many semi-automatic rifles as they want."

Conflicted Trump Supporter Unsure Whether to Support Victims or Attacker in Finsbury Park Attack

The Finsbury Attack in London has this particular Trump supporter conflicted as to who he should sympathize with -- the victims or the attackers

Priebus Warns Trump His Tweets Can Be Read By Supreme Court Justices Too

President Trump may not quite understand how Twitter works. Then again he's still figuring out how the toilet works.

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