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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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U.S. Politics

Barrett Worries Her MAGA Hat Might Make People Think the Court Has Become Political

"It could only be this hat, and not the fact that Mitch McConnell didn't...
U.S. Politics

McConnell ‘Happy’ the Supreme Court ‘Upheld the Right to Be Skeptical of Brown Voters’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-KY) heaped praise today on the...
U.S. Politics

McConnell: Republicans Shouldn’t Lose Elections Just Because They Get Fewer Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-Moscow) joined in all his...
U.S. Politics

McConnell Accuses Americans Asking to Have Their Votes Counted of a ‘Naked Power Grab’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressional Republicans have been fighting H.R. 1 -- the updated Voting...
U.S. Politics

Man Says He Would Not Have Pissed on McConnell Had He ‘Known Mitch Was On Fire’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, both Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell...
U.S. Politics

Joe Manchin (D?-WV) Named Senate Majority Resistance Leader

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It hasn't happened in over two centuries, but the United States...
The Democrats

In The Interest of Bipartisanship, Manchin Supports McConnell Blocking Biden’s SCOTUS Nominees

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Surprising literally no one, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-Moscow) told...
U.S. Politics

Senate Minority Leader Joe Manchin Still Hopeful for Bipartisan Agreement With His Own Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Minority Leader Joe Manchin (D?-WV) has quite an unenviable job,...
The Democrats

Manchin So Mad Republicans Blocked the Jan 6th Commission He’s About Do Absolutely Nothing About It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To put it bluntly, Senator Joe Manchin (R Pretending to Be...
Food and Dining

5 Sandwiches to Order Instead of Administering the Heimlich Maneuver to a Choking Mitch McConnell

It's happened to so many of us we've probably lost count. You walk into a...
MAGA News

McConnell Says He’d Oppose January 6th Commission Even If He Weren’t Covered in Trump’s Ball Juice

"When have you ever known Mitch McConnell to be a petty, partisan hack?" WASHINGTON, D.C....
U.S. Politics

McConnell: “We Didn’t Pack the Court, We Changed the Rules to Force More Conservatives Onto It”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Constitution and Mitch McConnell were often at odds during his...
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Religion

Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
Lifestyle

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...
U.S. Politics

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...

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