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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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U.S. Politics

Huckabee, O’Malley Now Move to Sudden Death Penalty Kicks

Before they drop out, Martin O'Malley and Mike Huckabee must compete in a sudden death penalty kick round.
Religion

Muslim Colorado Springs Resident Proposes Monitoring Christian Churches

One Muslim man in Colorado wants to start monitoring Christian churches if conservatives are going to start monitoring Mosques.
U.S. Politics

God Fires Mike Huckabee

God has fired Mike Huckabee after the Governor implied insurance companies should be allowed to deny coverage to people with preexisting conditions.
LGTBQ+

Huckabee and Santorum Spend Long, Intimate Night Planning Anti-Gay Rhetoric

Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee got up close and personal in an effort to combat a mutual enemy -- two adults loving each other.
U.S. Politics

Mike Huckabee: Please Let Me Indian Give My Asian Joke!

Mike Huckabee would like to take back the Asian joke he made during the first televised Democratic debate.
U.S. Politics

Sources: Ted Cruz To Launch National Search for Next ‘Living Embodiment of Conservative Hatred’

Can Ted Cruz find the next Kim Davis?
U.S. Politics

Bummed-Out Bobby Jindal Arrives 24 Hours Too Late to Kim Davis Rally

Bobby Jindal missed the big Kim Davis rally, and he has a sad over it.
U.S. Politics

Mike Huckabee To Offer Kim Davis New ‘Secretary of Christianity’ Cabinet Role

Mike Huckabee and Kim Davis are besties, and now can the Huckster get a new job?
U.S. Politics

Satan: ‘Huckabee Is One Evil F**k’

When The Chief Sin Officer of Hell thinks Huckabee is gross, maybe there's something to that.
World News

Ted Cruz: Iran Nuclear Deal Is ‘Obama and Kerry Doing Two Holocausts To Israel’

Ted Cruz wanted to one-up and upstage Mike Huckabee after the evangelical former governor compared Obama and Kerry to Nazis.
U.S. Politics

Ted Cruz and 200 Other GOP Candidates Agree to Be Smashed Into One Mega-Candidate

Will Ted Cruz be part of a presidential candidate mashup?
U.S. Politics

Fox News Readies Ring for First 2016 Republican Presidential Cage Match

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the production have revealed that Fox...
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Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

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