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Alabama Authorities Are Looking for Me Because They Found Out I Had a Wet Dream

"I can't tell you where I'm at, or how long I'll be here, but...

I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

"I lied to him and told him that I was a friend of the...
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Obama Tells Biden He Can ‘Think of One Black Woman With a Law Degree’ to Replace Breyer

President Joe Biden is currently conducting a search for someone to replace retiring Supreme...

Report: Biden Open to Adding Four Supreme Court Seats to Bench

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though he publicly continues to dodge the question and play coy,...

Biden Promises to Only Pack the Supreme Court With Two Obamas

DELAWARE -- The subject of "packing" the Supreme Court came up numerous times in...

Trump Demands Secret Service Arrest Michelle Obama For “Verbally Beating the Living Shit” Out of Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, the most surreal and unprecedented Democratic National Convention in...

Barack Obama Buys and Renames Netflix, Releases List of Its First Three New Shows

KENYA -- Former President Barack Hussein Obama announced today that he and his wife...

Trump Promises to Drop Out if Michelle Obama Enters 2020 Race

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told reporters today that if former First Lady...

Man Finishes Rant On Crooked Hillary and Moochelle Obama, Pivots To Defending Huckabee, Conway From Comedian’s Mean Words

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Wearing his favorite "Fuck Your Feelings" Trump 2016 t-shirt, Clem O'Connell...

Sean Hannity Still Staring Longingly Into Obama Portrait’s Anti-American, Evil, Libtarded, Sexy Eyes

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Yesterday, the official portraits of former President Barack Obama...

Kellyanne Conway: “That Secret Kenyan Communist Darkie Is Behind Everyone Disrespecting The President!”

Kellyanne Conway thinks people are showing disrespect to her boss, and she's pretty sure the guy her boss disrespected for eight years is to blame.

Obama’s Anxiety At Peak Levels After Not Having Grabbed A Single Gun Since Leaving Office

Even a well-deserved vacation can't keep former-president Barack Obama from feeling empty inside, not grabbing guns anymore.

Melania Trump To Wear Michelle Obama’s 2009 Inauguration Dress

Melania Trump - already reaching across the aisle.

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Alabama Authorities Are Looking for Me Because They Found Out I Had a Wet Dream

"I can't tell you where I'm at, or how long I'll be here, but...

I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

"I lied to him and told him that I was a friend of the...

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