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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Report: Trump Could Nominate Frederick Douglass For FBI Director Post

President Donald Trump thinks way, way, way outside of most boxes on Earth. Replacing FBI Director James Comey will be another of those instances.

Trump Orders Kellyanne Conway to Move White House Microwaves to Secret Gas Chamber Below Bowling Green, Kentucky

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump issued an order to one of his...

Conway Corrects Trump After He Thinks He’ll Be Hunting Women’s Genitalia At WH Easter Egg Hunt

Co-President Donald J. Trump had to be corrected by his adviser Kellyanne Conway when he got the details of the White House Easter Egg Hunt confused.

Conway and Spicer Desperately Trying to Reach Michael Flynn Via the Microwave Network

The Bannon/Trump White House is so desperate to get through to Michael Flynn that they are resorting to unconventional communication mediums.

White House Press Pool To Add Six Additional Microwaves To ‘Encapture-ate All The Kodak Moments’

In order to get even more coverage of the 45th President and Co-Presidents of the United States, the White House purchases six new microwaves.

Kellyanne Conway To Have Her Own Line Of Extra Foil-Sealed Microwavable Frozen Dinners

Top Trump administration official Kellyanne Conway is teaming up with a maker of frozen dinners for a brand new product.

G.E., Kellyanne Conway Announce New “Spy-crowave” That Shoots 4k Video, Takes 128 Megapixel Pictures

General Electric and Kellyanne Conway teamed-up to announce a brand new line of special, high-tech spying microwaves to shareholders today.

Conway Caught Freebasing Chemtrails In Tinfoil Tent, Ranting That Bowling Green Was An ‘Inside False Flag’

When her friends and colleagues recently staged an intervention, Kellyanne Conway was caught in a compromising position.

Kellyanne Conway: “That Secret Kenyan Communist Darkie Is Behind Everyone Disrespecting The President!”

Kellyanne Conway thinks people are showing disrespect to her boss, and she's pretty sure the guy her boss disrespected for eight years is to blame.

Classic TV Show Gets Reboot And Will Be About The Trump Cabinet

If you need help, and you need it to be incompetent, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire, Trump Cabinet -- The B-Team.

CIA Warns More Fictitious Terror Attacks May Be On The Way

Newly confirmed CIA Director Mike Pompeo has a grave and dire warning for all Americans in regards to fake terror attacks.

New Trump Leak Implies Mike Flynn Is Drafting His Resignation Letter In Russian and English

A new rumor swirling around D.C. implies that top Trump adviser Mike Flynn may be preparing a bilingual letter of resignation.

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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

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