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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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New Video Game Will Let Players Try to Make Josh Hawley’s Wife Cum for Once

Well now.
Lifestyle

Hawley’s Wife: He’s the Epitome of Masculinity, Even When She Dreams of Fucking Other Men

Erin Hawley, wife of Senator and insurrectionist Josh Hawley (Q-MO), believes that her husband...
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Hawley Says He Spread ‘The Big Alternative Fact’ But Not The Big Lie

"The whole notion of a Big Lie is just some left-wing, Antifa-backed, insert-conservative-buzzword-here nonsense."...
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Hawley: Biden’s Gun Orders Are Bullying His ‘Friends Who Visited the Capital’ on January 6th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Any Democratic president who issues executive orders on guns likely expects...
Criminal Justice

Hawley Asks Wray to Blink Twice If The FBI Has Proof He’s a Traitor

Josh Hawley is really bigly concerned about the kind of information the FBI was able to find about him during the January 6th insurrection.
Criminal Justice

Josh Hawley Praises Capitol Police For Defending Him During Insurrection He Inspired

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, the U.S. Senate held its first hearings on the violent...
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Impeachment: Hawley Says He Hasn’t Heard Convincing Evidence From Within Trump’s Peepee Hole

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- From his vantage point, Senator Josh Hawley (Q-MO) says he hasn't...
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Hawley, Cruz, and Paul Leave GOP and Start the “Lost Cause Party”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the mid-19th century, the United States of America splintered, and...
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ISIS Arranges Trade With U.S. For Hawley, Cruz, and Trump

The details of a new blockbuster trade in the Major Leagues of Religious Demagoguery...
U.S. Politics

Weird: This Stupid Racist Doesn’t Want Black People’s Votes to Count

This man is Senator Josh Hawley. He's a Republican, and he represents the State...
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Josh Hawley Will Contest Electoral College’s Certification of Black Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, outgoing, lame duck, one-term no matter what President Donald...
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Hawley: “The Democrats Are Really Terrified We’re Going to Impeach Hunter Biden”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For Freshman Senator Josh Hawley's (R-MO), Rep. Adam Schiff and the...

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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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