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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Senator Lindsey Graham Demonstrates How Much He’s Willing to Suck Up to Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whatever happened between the 2016 presidential primary season and today, the...

Will We Ever Know Who Meghan McCain’s Father Is?

According to scholars and experts on the subject, one of the greatest mysteries of...

John McCain’s Ghost Sneaks Into White House and Teabags the President

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Secret Service is reporting at the time of publication that...

John McCain’s Spirit Sneaks Into White House and Teabags the President

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Secret Service is reporting at the time of publication that...

McCain Leads Trump in Early 2020 Polling

In a new poll that was just published, the late Senator John McCain (R-AZ)...

Trump Challenges John McCain to Fist Fight

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the last several days, President Donald Trump has increased his...

Poll: 72% of Americans Believe John McCain Could Still Kick Trump’s Ass

Over the course of the last few days, President Donald Trump has renewed attacks...

Secret Service Wants to Question McCain Eulogists For Slaying Trump

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At this hour, the Secret Service is...

Flags And McCain’s War Boner at Half Mast

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- From sea to shining sea, from New York to California, from...

Sarah Palin Pretty Sure She’s President Now

FLATULENT FALLS, ALASKA -- Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is said to be...

Kelly Sadler and Roseanne Barr Launch “Klassic Konfederate Komedy Tour”

RICHMOND, VIRGINIA -- Today, comedians Kelly Sadler and Roseanne Barr held a press conference...

Kelly Sadler In Consideration To Be 2019 White House Correspondents Dinner Comedian

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House Correspondents Association has announced that Trump Administration staffer...

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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

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Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

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