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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
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May 10, 2024
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May 8, 2024
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Republican Voter Admits He Feels ‘Stuck Between a Douche and Another Douche’
A Republican voter can't decide between his party's two top presidential candidates.
May 2, 2016
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Donald Trump Announces His VP Pick — Donald Trump
Donald Trump has a unique choice in mind for his VP, and his name is Donald Trump.
April 29, 2016
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Cruz, Kasich Agree to Trade-Off Being ‘Sligthly More Palatable Diarrhea Sandwich’ to Trump
Ted Cruz and John Kasich sent a letter to voters over the weekend.
April 25, 2016
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President Trump’s Itinerary Ruined as He Struggles for Hours to Thread a Needle
Trump has real issues manipulating objects.
March 9, 2016
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Reince Priebus Interviewing Primates to Fornicate With Footballs In Lieu of More Primary Debates
GOP chairman Reince Priebus has a new idea to distract voters from how terrible his party has become.
March 8, 2016
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‘A Kindler, Gentler Sharia’: John Kasich Explains His Proposed Department of Christianity
John Kasich explains why his idea of creating a Department of Jesus isn't a violation of the first principle of the Bill of Rights.
November 18, 2015
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