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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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ISIS Thanks White House for Successfully Radicalizing Kyle Rittenhouse

SYRIA -- The terror organization known as ISIS has issued a brief statement in...

ISIS Trying to Recruit “Top American Killer” President Donald Trump

When America was attacked on September 11th, 2001, planes were hijacked and flown into...

ISIS Asks Trump For Tips on Inspiring Young Men

SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- The terrorist organization known as ISIS, or Daesh, alleges that...

ISIS Asks Alabama GOP to Help Write Their New Abortion Laws

UNDISCLOSED BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- A spokesterrorist for ISIS gave a press conference...

Donald Trump Claims John Lennon Is His Favorite Band

Washington, D.C. -- On the heels of a tweet announcing that he's pulling US...

ISIS Sends Mike Pence Congratulations on His New ‘Religious Inquisition’ Task Force

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- ISIS has issued a statement this...

ISIS, Taliban Issue Joint Statement in Support of Trump’s Transgender Military Ban

President Trump may have angered a lot of Americans with his transgender military ban, but some people in other parts of the world love it.

Hobby Lobby Offers to Give Female Employees Nazi Gold For Birth Control

Members of the Hobby Lobby executive board want to save face with the public and kill two birds with one stone in the process.

Local Douchebag Anxious to Be Vindicated About Manchester Terror Suspect’s Religion

A terror attack in Manchester provides the perfect example of why it's so important to demagogue entire religions over the actions of a small minority.

ISIS Wants President Trump to Help Them Write Their Own ‘Religious Extremist’ Executive Order

Terrorist group ISIS has seen President Donald Trump's "religious freedo"m order and they want to have his help writing their own.

Quebec Shooter Thanks Sub-President Trump For Bringing Attention To Terror Attacks Ignored By Mainstream Media

The Quebec shooter who killed six and injured more at a mosque thanks Sub-President Trump for his effort to publicize terror attacks.

ISIS Spokesman To Trump: In America, The NRA Is Our MVP

ISIS doesn't think Barack Obama is their MVP.

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