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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
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Coronavirus Quarantine Forces Trump to Officially Move Easter to June 5th
WASHINGTON, D.C -- This weekend, President Donald J. Trump extended the federal stay-at-home guidelines...
April 5, 2020
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Coronavirus Update: Trump Officially Moves Easter to June 5th
WASHINGTON, D.C -- This weekend, President Donald J. Trump extended the federal stay-at-home guidelines...
March 30, 2020
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Agitated Trump Asks Why Jesus Christ ‘Gets Two Birthdays’ and He Only Gets One
MAR-A-LAGO -- Today, before firing off a handful of angry tweets about a report...
April 21, 2019
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Jerusalem Jesus Awakes From Three Day Slumber And Sees Shadow, Predicting Return Of Winter
This morning, Jerusalem Jesus, the plucky mascot of Israel, predicted that there would be...
April 1, 2018
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Trump Claims 100 Million Children Attended His White House Easter Egg Roll
President Trump believes deep in his orange heart that hundreds of millions of people attended the White House Easter Egg Roll.
April 17, 2017
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At Easter Service, President Trump Tells First Lady He Feels Honored By ‘All These T’s Everywhere’
President Donald Trump attended Easter service and was touched and honored that the churches in town all put big T's out for him.
April 16, 2017
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