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I’m a Single Issue Voter, and It’s Enabling Right-Wing Authoritarians If I Don’t Get My Way

The following piece was submitted to us by reader Gary Neophite, who describes himself...

Alabama Authorities Are Looking for Me Because They Found Out I Had a Wet Dream

"I can't tell you where I'm at, or how long I'll be here, but...
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Coronavirus Update: Trump Officially Moves Easter to June 5th

WASHINGTON, D.C -- This weekend, President Donald J. Trump extended the federal stay-at-home guidelines...

Agitated Trump Asks Why Jesus Christ ‘Gets Two Birthdays’ and He Only Gets One

MAR-A-LAGO -- Today, before firing off a handful of angry tweets about a report...

Jerusalem Jesus Awakes From Three Day Slumber And Sees Shadow, Predicting Return Of Winter

This morning, Jerusalem Jesus, the plucky mascot of Israel, predicted that there would be...

Trump Claims 100 Million Children Attended His White House Easter Egg Roll

President Trump believes deep in his orange heart that hundreds of millions of people attended the White House Easter Egg Roll.

At Easter Service, President Trump Tells First Lady He Feels Honored By ‘All These T’s Everywhere’

President Donald Trump attended Easter service and was touched and honored that the churches in town all put big T's out for him.

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I’m a Single Issue Voter, and It’s Enabling Right-Wing Authoritarians If I Don’t Get My Way

The following piece was submitted to us by reader Gary Neophite, who describes himself...

Alabama Authorities Are Looking for Me Because They Found Out I Had a Wet Dream

"I can't tell you where I'm at, or how long I'll be here, but...

I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

"I lied to him and told him that I was a friend of the...

Why Aren’t Liberals Grateful to Live in the World’s Most Exceptional Shooting Range?

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and former NRA executive board member...