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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Coronavirus Quarantine Forces Trump to Officially Move Easter to June 5th

WASHINGTON, D.C -- This weekend, President Donald J. Trump extended the federal stay-at-home guidelines...

Coronavirus Update: Trump Officially Moves Easter to June 5th

WASHINGTON, D.C -- This weekend, President Donald J. Trump extended the federal stay-at-home guidelines...

Agitated Trump Asks Why Jesus Christ ‘Gets Two Birthdays’ and He Only Gets One

MAR-A-LAGO -- Today, before firing off a handful of angry tweets about a report...

Jerusalem Jesus Awakes From Three Day Slumber And Sees Shadow, Predicting Return Of Winter

This morning, Jerusalem Jesus, the plucky mascot of Israel, predicted that there would be...

Trump Claims 100 Million Children Attended His White House Easter Egg Roll

President Trump believes deep in his orange heart that hundreds of millions of people attended the White House Easter Egg Roll.

At Easter Service, President Trump Tells First Lady He Feels Honored By ‘All These T’s Everywhere’

President Donald Trump attended Easter service and was touched and honored that the churches in town all put big T's out for him.

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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...