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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All School Globes

Just moments after being confirmed as the new Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos orders all the globes in American schools flattened.

Trump Boasts His “Face the Nation” Interview Got Higher Ratings Than Liberating Auschwitz Would

President Donald Trump believes his "Face the Nation" interview ratings prove he's more popular than liberating a Nazi death camp.

Who Said It: Ben Carson or A Box Of Rocks?

Can you guess whether Dr. Ben Carson or a Box of Rocks said each of these 7 things?

Ben Carson: I Used To Be a Violent Jerk, Now I’m Just a Stupid One!

Ben Carson wants to remind everyone he's more dumb than violent now.

“Why I Should Be President” by Sarah Palin

An op-ed from Sarah Palin, making her case for the presidency in 2016.

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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

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