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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
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Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Can We Bait Notorious Pig Fucker Devin Nunes Into Suing Us Too?

The following was written by the editorial board of this publication. It does not...
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Report: Nikki Haley Lives in Opposite Land Where Trump Tells the Truth and She’s Smart

MENTEUR SAC DE MERDER, SOUTH CAROLINA -- Sources close to situation have informed various...
Criminal Justice

Trump: “As Soon As I Heard I Was Caught by the Whistleblower, I Wanted Nothing!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump stepped out onto the White House lawn after...
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Giant Dumbfuck Just Can’t Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dumbfuck He Is

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A former D-list reality TV host, a man who somehow convinced...
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Giant Dummy Just Can’t Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dummy He Is

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A former D-list reality TV host, a man who somehow convinced...
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Gargantuan Dumbfuck Just Can’t Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dumbfuck He Is

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A former D-list reality TV host, a man who somehow convinced...
Lifestyle

Gordon Sondland Passed His Bus Driver Exam Just Before Impeachment Hearing

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that, prior to his...
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Nunes, Jordan Unsure Vindman’s Purple Heart as Patriotic as Their Orange Lips

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  Congressmen Gym Jordan and Devin Nunes, Republicans, are perhaps President Donald...
Conservative Media

Trump Records Christmas Single for Charity: “White Power Christmas”

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA -- American record label U.S. Capitol Records announced this week that it...
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Medical Staff Unable to Extricate Lt. Col. Vindman’s Entire Foot from Nunes’ Cinnamon Hole

WASHINGTON, D.C -- Before the second impeachment hearing of the day kicked off, congressional...
Business

Trump Supporter Podcaster Won’t Camp Out In Front Of WalMart Unless They Rename It “White Friday”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins is an unabashed, self-described "lover and worshiper...
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Turkey Says “Thanks, But No Thanks” to Trump’s Presidential Pardon

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president...
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Religion

Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
Lifestyle

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...
U.S. Politics

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...

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