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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
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RBG: “Cancer Can’t Make Me Resign Until It Leaves The White House First”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 2019, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg underwent three weeks...
July 21, 2020
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President Will Distribute Copies of Mary Trump’s Book at Future MAGA Rallies
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump cannot be all that thrilled about his niece...
July 21, 2020
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Emperor Palpatine Defends Attorney General Vader’s Use of Stormtroopers in Portland
CORUSCANT -- As protests mount throughout the galaxy, Emperor Sheev Palpatine has maintained a...
July 21, 2020
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Poll Indicates Majority of Americans Wish Trump’s Mom Had Been Pro-Choice
As the election draws closer, there's little doubt that President Donald Trump believes he's...
July 20, 2020
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Twitter Will Start Slapping “Emotionally Fragile Idiot” Warning on Trump Tweets
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Yesterday, for the first time ever, Twitter applied real-time...
July 20, 2020
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Robertson: “If Jesus Died For Your Sins, The Least You Can Do Is Die For Trump’s Economy!”
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson hasn't done much to hide his support...
July 20, 2020
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DNC Announces First Presidential Debate Between Donald Trump and Chris Wallace
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Democratic National Committee has announced the first presidential debate of...
July 20, 2020
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White House Urges Americans to Perform Nightly Under-Bed Antifa Checks
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With so many challenges already facing Americans these days, the Donald...
July 17, 2020
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Hannity, Ingraham, Bongino, Hitler Support Feds’ Crackdown on Peaceful Portland Protesters
In a year already filled with drama and tumult, it seems that 2020 isn't...
July 17, 2020
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Trump Orders EPA Study On Effects Of Electrolytes On Plant Life
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump Administration ordered the Environmental Protection Agency to divert "as...
July 16, 2020
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Trump Suggests Adult Film Industry Rename ATMs to “Doing a McEnany”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, it's still not quite clear how...
July 16, 2020
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White House: Hospitals Must Send COVID-19 Data to Trump’s AOL Account
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- According to a new presidential edict signed just this morning, hospitals...
July 16, 2020
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