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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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The Democrats

DNC Promises to Ram Hillary Clinton Book Onto Retailer Shelves Whether They Want It or Not

Hey did you know Hillary Clinton has a new book out? No? Well, don't worry. The DNC has promised to make sure you get a copy even if you don't want one.
MAGA News

White House July 4th Festivities Delayed While Spicer Finds Trump’s Lapel Pin

The White House staff was in a frenzy as the big Fourth of July plans had to be delayed while they tracked down Trump's lapel pin.
U.S. Politics

DNC Promises To ‘Ram A Less Qualified But More Palatable Candidate Down Democrats’ Throats’ In 2020

Is the DNC is having a "Come to Left-Wing Jesus" moment?
U.S. Politics

DNC Unveils New Democrat-Branded Nose Plugs

A look at some new campaign merch from the DNC.
The Democrats

DNC’s New “Condescend the Vote” Campaign Aimed at Retaining Sanders Supporters

The DNC is trying a new campaign to keep Sanders supporters if he doesn't win the nomination.
U.S. Politics

Hillary Clinton Counting on Sanders Supporters to ‘Rally Around’ Her ‘Inevitability’

Hillary Clinton's campaign is hoping that supporters of her rival, Bernie Sanders, will eventually see her "inevitable" status and fall in line.
U.S. Politics

Hillary Clinton Hoping to Still Be Able to Steal Bernie Sanders’ Rhetoric Now That He’s Running Too

Can Hillary steal Bernie Sanders' mojo if Bernie Sanders is actually running against her?

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Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

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