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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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Lying Fuck Reminds America The Constitution Says He’s Not Done Lying To Them Until January 21st, 2021

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Almost two weeks ago, an unctuous, fatuous, impetuous, deluded lying fuck...

Tucker Carlson Asks When Joe Biden Will Take Responsibility for The People Trump Let Die From Covid

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson spent time during his...

Report: Is Donald Trump Gonna Cry About It?

Is Donald Trump going to cry about it? The signs are unclear right now,...

Zuckerberg Planning Separate Social Media Site Just for White Nationalists Called “Facebook”

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, COMMIEFORNIA -- Billionaire automaton Mark Zuckerberg has been developing a separate...

RNC Quietly Removes “Supporting American Democracy” from Party Platform

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee has taken down the phrase "Supporting American...

Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself “Actual” Winner of 2020 Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the time on his first and only presidential term running...

Democratic Operative Regrets Rigging Election for Mitch McConnell to Retain Senate Control

LOS SOROS, COMMIEFORNIA -- She didn't think things through; at least not completely. She...

McConnell: “Maybe I’m a Wrinkly Fuckstick Traitor. But That Doesn’t Mean Trump Shouldn’t Contest Every State He Lost.”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a moment of unforeseen and rare candor, Senate Majority Leader...

The Actual Jesus Christ Wrote This Letter to Kayleigh McEnany and Asked Us to Publish It For Him

The following was received by this outlet late last night. After contacting the offices...

Trump: “If You Only Count the Votes from Red States, I Won Easily”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It appears that President Donald Trump is still not quite ready...

Disappointed Stephen Miller Finds Out the Klan Doesn’t Offer Healthcare or 401kkk

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, soon to be former White House senior adviser Stephen...

Trump Diagnosed With Second Form of ED

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the votes cast in this year's presidential election keep getting...

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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....