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Alabama Authorities Are Looking for Me Because They Found Out I Had a Wet Dream

"I can't tell you where I'm at, or how long I'll be here, but...

I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

"I lied to him and told him that I was a friend of the...
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Oil Tycoon Explains Why The Rich Can’t Afford More Taxes But Can Give Billions to Campaigns

A different view of campaign finance issues from a wealthy oil tycoon.

J. Hubert Christ: Heaven’s Email System Downed By Flood of Prayers for Bernie Sanders Victory

Jesus Christ says all the prayers about Bernie Sanders' campaign have broken his company's electronic prayer request system.

Reince Priebus: GOP Hired Engineers To Fit All 180 Candidates on Debate Stage

RNC Chairman Reince Priebus says his party's re-engineered stage will fit all the myriad candidates for president they currently have.

Sarah Palin: ‘The Time Is Right, and Americans Are Just Dumb Enough to Elect Me!’

Sarah Palin gave a speech recently. She believes Americans are dumb enough to vote for her, and gave several reasons why.

Sen Ted Cruz: ‘Whether I Win or Not, My Bank Accounts Will’

At the first campaign stop of his 2016 presidential bid, Sen. Ted Cruz told reporters why he doesn't care if he wins or loses.

Koch Industries- ‘We’re Just Looking For the Best Government Money Can Buy’

Money can't buy you everything; unless you're a Koch. Then, it pretty much can.

SCALIA: As Long as Gay People Are Corporations, They Can Get Married

The Supreme Court is going to decide on gay marriage this summer, and Justice Antonin Scalia may have possibly perhaps tipped his hand.

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Alabama Authorities Are Looking for Me Because They Found Out I Had a Wet Dream

"I can't tell you where I'm at, or how long I'll be here, but...

I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

"I lied to him and told him that I was a friend of the...

Why Aren’t Liberals Grateful to Live in the World’s Most Exceptional Shooting Range?

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