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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Economy

Oil Tycoon Explains Why The Rich Can’t Afford More Taxes But Can Give Billions to Campaigns

A different view of campaign finance issues from a wealthy oil tycoon.
U.S. Politics

J. Hubert Christ: Heaven’s Email System Downed By Flood of Prayers for Bernie Sanders Victory

Jesus Christ says all the prayers about Bernie Sanders' campaign have broken his company's electronic prayer request system.
U.S. Politics

Reince Priebus: GOP Hired Engineers To Fit All 180 Candidates on Debate Stage

RNC Chairman Reince Priebus says his party's re-engineered stage will fit all the myriad candidates for president they currently have.
U.S. Politics

Sarah Palin: ‘The Time Is Right, and Americans Are Just Dumb Enough to Elect Me!’

Sarah Palin gave a speech recently. She believes Americans are dumb enough to vote for her, and gave several reasons why.
U.S. Politics

Sen Ted Cruz: ‘Whether I Win or Not, My Bank Accounts Will’

At the first campaign stop of his 2016 presidential bid, Sen. Ted Cruz told reporters why he doesn't care if he wins or loses.
Money in Politics

Koch Industries- ‘We’re Just Looking For the Best Government Money Can Buy’

Money can't buy you everything; unless you're a Koch. Then, it pretty much can.
LGTBQ+

SCALIA: As Long as Gay People Are Corporations, They Can Get Married

The Supreme Court is going to decide on gay marriage this summer, and Justice Antonin Scalia may have possibly perhaps tipped his hand.

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Religion

Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
Lifestyle

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...
U.S. Politics

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...

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