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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State
"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
July 10, 2024
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Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme
The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
July 3, 2024
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Jesus Writes Op-Ed In Favor of Removing Trump From Office
Jesus Hubert Christ made headlines over the past weekend by writing and publishing a...
December 23, 2019
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Jesus Christ Has A Message For His Followers Who Vote For Trump: Fuck You
Jesus Christ does not mince words.
August 9, 2019
Religion
God Orders Recall of Bibles Autographed by Trump
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway has announced an immediate and emergency...
March 21, 2019
Religion
Satanic Goat Sacrifice and Skunk Fucking Cult Says Religious Liberty Task Force Allows Them To Discriminate Against Christians
LA ORINA DA SATANÁS, ARIZONA -- Seth Lindstrom, The High Chieftain of The Temple...
July 31, 2018
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Kirk Cameron Renounces Faith; Ready To ‘Start Picking Up All That Sweet Growing Pains P**n.’
In the 1980s, Kirk Cameron was one of the hottest young stars in Hollywood. Cameron...
March 30, 2018
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General Trump Declares Victory In The War On Christmas
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A strident and victorious General Donald Trump -- President of The...
December 26, 2017
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God To Renew Just 20% Of Alabama Republicans’ Christian Memberships
"This guy takes the hypocritical taco."
December 13, 2017
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After Obamacare Repeal Fails, Ted Cruz Says He’ll Have to Return to Killing ‘Zodiac Style Instead’
Senator Ted Cruz tells a church congregation he's got to go back to doing things the old school way, after the GOP can't repeal Obamacare.
July 31, 2017
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Preacher Who Prayed With Trump Wakes Up With Third Degree Hand Burns
Reverend Malloy recently "laid hands" on President Trump, and has burns on his hands to prove it.
July 13, 2017
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Western Wall Was “Unimpressed” By Trump’s Hand Size
During its visit with President Trump, Israel's Western Wall noted that it was not overly impressed by the commander in chief's mitts.
May 23, 2017
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Asked About Trump’s “Religious Freedom” Order, Jesus Christ Does the Jack-Off Gesture
Don't ask Jesus Christ about the religious freedom order Donald Trump just signed. Not unless you want a sarcastic reply.
May 4, 2017
Religion
God: Americans Who Support Taking 24 Million Poor People’s Health Coverage Away ‘Not Eligible’ For Christianity
God and his son Jesus "Hubert" are none too pleased with Americans calling themselves "Christian" and then taking things from the sick and poor.
March 18, 2017
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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State
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