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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Trump Replaces Entire Cabinet With “Fox & Friends” Hosts

Yet another presidential shakeup as Trump's entire cabinet is fired and replaced with the bobble heads of "Fox & Friends."

Trump Has Ivanka’s Cabinet Seat Removed and She Will Sit on His Lap Instead

First Lady Ivanka Trump will have a new place to sit when Daddy lets her run the meetings in his fancy-shmancy cabinet room!

Trump Considering Hillary Clinton For Secretary Of Campaign Promise Keeping

It was a rough year for Hillary Clinton, but maybe Donald Trump can offer her a position in his cabinet that makes it just a bit better.

Trump Directs NASA To Verify Which Planet Girls Go To When They Get More Stupider

Republicans may not have a reputation for being pro-science, but that doesn't mean Trump won't be taking an active role in NASA's missions.

Trump Wants To Tap Rich Uncle Pennybags As Commerce Secretary

Another key Trump position in the books?

Mitt Romney Says He’ll Only Have To Sell 47% Of His Soul To Work In Trump Cabinet

Mitt Romney's done the math; he can afford to lose some of his morals and principles.

President-Elect Trump Confident Sarah Palin Can Handle Half A Term As VA Secretary

Sarah Palin is the woman for the half-job in Trump's eyes.

Trump: Ben Carson Perfect For HUD Because ‘It Has The Word Urban In It’

Trump explains why he wants Ben Carson for HUD.

Trump Hires Totally Normal, Not Racist Man For His Administration

Donald Trump makes a frankly shocking hiring decision for his new administration.

Trump Names Burning Cross, White Hood His Top Advisers

The Trump Administration is making more hirings.

Trump Asks Nuclear Warhead To Be His Secretary Of Defense

Trump taps someone truly unique for SecDec.

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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

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