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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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‘CNN Is Fake News!’ Screams Man Loading His Rifle While Entering Accused Pedophile Pizza Joint

A man claims CNN is fake news while getting ready to personally investigate a story that has been widely debunked as fake news.

Zuckerberg Lifts Ban on Hate Speech So Facebook Can Promote Breitbart Articles on News Section

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, has announced today that...

KKK’s Stormfront Added to Facebook News

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- This week, Facebook News debuted for a select group...

President Retweets Klan Poll Showing 100% Impeachment Disapproval

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States has found himself in a...

Jussie Smollett Hired by InfoWars

TINFOIL, TEXAS -- Jussie Smollett appears to be in a mess of hot water,...

Barack Obama and The Clintons Sue Breitbart, InfoWars, and Fox News for Defamation

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- In a stunning, unforeseen development, former President Barack Obama...

DeVos To Tap Breitbart and InfoWars To Revise Nation’s History, Science Textbooks

This story first appeared on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, the Department...

Local Breitbart Reader Says Marjory Stoneman Survivors Were Duped By ‘Crisis Corpses’

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins is a devout reader of Breitbart, and...

Company Recalls Tammy Lahren Sex Doll Because Its Mouth Never Stops Moving

"Your doll can only bite so many rednecks' dicks off before you have to do something about it."

Steve Bannon Comes Out From Under His Bridge With Box of Personal Effects

It's curtains for Steve Bannon as the White House Chief Strategist. We got a firsthand peek into what was in his box of personal items.

Diarrhea Spewing Fire Hose Sees No Problems With Trump’s Hate Tweets

Not everyone thinks President Trump's unhinged, mean-spirited tweets diminish the presidency. This hose in Tennessee, for example.

State Department Website to Begin Offering Tours of The Kremlin

The Donald Trump administration is trying to break new ground constantly, including when it comes to how the State Department's website functions.

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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers

"Did you know there have already been thousands of rape pregnancies as a result...