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Steve Bannon Wants You to Send Him Copies of Obama’s and Hillary’s Books While He’s in Prison

"I aggressively fantasize about both of them in my dreams." After writing about politics for...

Ashley’s Diary, Hunter’s Laptop, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and the Bible: All the Facts I Need

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump 2024 surrogate Dustin Pewpsin....
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Trump Administration: More People Died In Bowling Green Massacre Than Puerto Rico During Hurricane Maria

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  While his administration oversees the nation's response to Hurricane Florence battering...

Kellyanne Conway: Bowling Green Attackers Were Covfefe Immigrants

White House adviser Kellyanne Conway spins a new explanation for a baffling tweet about "Covfefe" from her boss, the Commander in Chief.

Trump Orders Kellyanne Conway to Move White House Microwaves to Secret Gas Chamber Below Bowling Green, Kentucky

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump issued an order to one of his...

Sub-President Trump Proposes Cutting Social Security To Pay For Bowling Green Massacre Memorial

Sub-President Trump wants to honor the brave men and women who died serving their country during the Bowling Green Massacre.

White House Announces Super Bowl Pre-Game Show Will Feature Tribute To Bowling Green Massacre Victims

During the pre-game show before Super Bowl LI, a tribute to the fallen heroes of the Bowling Green Massacre will air.

The Previously Untold Story Of A Hero Who Survived Jade Helm But Fell During The Bowling Green Massacre

One man served during two of America's most harrowing domestic combat events in the last five years. This is his alternatively true story.

Report: Tensions In Trump Call With Australia’s PM Were Result Of Language Barrier

The White House is now saying there was a very reasonable explanation for the tension between Trump and the prime minister of Australia.

Trump Signs Order Giving All Who Fell In Bowling Green Massacre Double Purple Hearts

The Bowling Green Massacre is forever burned in every good, clean, God-loving, ammo hoarding, conspiracy believing patriot's brain.

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