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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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FBI: Trump’s COVID-19 Body Count Higher Than Clintons’ Kill List

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A new report from the Federal Bureau of Investigations concludes that...

Report: Biden Open to Adding Four Supreme Court Seats to Bench

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though he publicly continues to dodge the question and play coy,...

Graham Says House Managers ‘Better Prove Monica Was Blowing Trump’ Soon

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Back when House Republicans impeached former President William Jefferson Clinton, Sen....

Ken Starr and Newt Gingrich Issue Scathing Rebuke of ‘Brazen, Blowie-Free’ Impeachment of Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald J. Trump became the third American man ever...

Gingrich Explains Subtle Differences Between Consensual Blowjobs And Coercing Foreign Governments to Investigate Political Rivals

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 1998, Newt Gingrich was the Speaker of the House in...

Trump Supporter Reminds America This President Never Got a Blowie in a Tan Suit

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins obviously does not...

Ross Perot Nudges George H.W. Bush Out of Line for Heavenly Buffet

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Sources close to the situation say that tensions have...

Anonymous Staffer Offers to Give the ‘Lewinsky Treatment’ to Trump So Republicans Will Support Impeaching Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An anonymous person within the Trump administration has offered to give...

Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has offered...

Trump Boasts His State Of The Union TV Ratings Were Higher Than Any Founding Father

His ratings were bigly historical...according to Trump.

Jeff Sessions Says He ‘Can’t Recall’ What Recusal Means

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Attorney General Jeff Keebler Sessions ordered the Department of...

Conservative Commentator Wonders If Hillary Will Apologize Husband’s White House Farts

"Harvey Weinstein probably doesn't wanna end up on Killary's totally real, totally confirmed kill list."

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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

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Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...

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"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

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