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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Barr Tells House There’s No Way Trump Can Contest Election Unless He “Stomps His Feet and Holds His Breath Long Enough”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a hearing with the House Judiciary Committee today, Attorney General...

Doctors Discover Fatal Rectal Cancer in Department of Justice

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Doctors in the nation's capital discovered what they're calling the "most...

Dr. Dumbfuck and Nurse Stupid-Ass Prescribe Hydroxychloroquine for Every American

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Dr. Moron T. Dumbfuck and his steady, faithful servant Nurse Billy...

Bill Barr Is Totally Outraged (Wink, Wink) by Trump’s Inappropriate Tweets (Wink, Wink)

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr is, like, really very unnerved (wink, wink)...

Bill Barr Pretty Sure Trump Can Order Anyone Killed Any Time, In Any Place, and For Any Reason At All

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Attorney General of the United States of America told reporters...

Bill Barr: “Non-Whites Who Don’t Own Land Voting Sets a Dangerous Precedent of Self-Governance”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr said in a radio interview today that...

Rod Rosenstein Takes Barr’s Phallus Out of His Mouth So He Can Criticise Comey Easier

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Office of the Inspector General has released a report that...

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

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"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...