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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Mike Lindell Blasts CNN Reporter for ‘Shamelessly’ Debunking His Conspiracy Theories With Truth

This week, MyPillow founder and CEO Mike Lindell sat down for an interview with...

AZ Audit Finds Two Million Ballots Filled Out in Unicorn Blood

LOS MORONOS, ARIZONA -- This morning, Cyber Ninjas announced that their audit of Arizona's...

Man Says His Trump Flag Represents ‘Heritage, Not Hate’

CORRIGAN, GEORGIA -- In front of Michael Hill's house flies a massive flag, which...

Cruz Will Insist That Congress Certify He Has an Ugly Wife and No Balls

This story first appeared on The Pastiche Post and is reprinted with permission. Before the 2016 presidential...

Can Donald Trump Just Park an RV in the White House Driveway for Four Years?

Recently, our sister publication Alternative Facts published a story we just had to share with you...

Trump Pressured Raffensperger to Help Him Find 15 More States to Count Votes From

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outgoing President Donald Trump is not what most experts would consider...

Ted Cruz Will Demand Congress Certify He’s a Ball-less Douche With an Ugly Wife

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before the 2016 presidential race, Sen. Ted Cruz had a wife...

Biden Posts Eviction Notices on White House Doors

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, it was reported by Satirical Facts that the Biden...

Experts Warn the Next Republican Coup Attempt Could Be a Lot Less Stupid

What would happen if there was a coup attempted by one political party in...

Hannity Says Trump Is ‘Still the Manliest Sore Loser Cry Baby Bitch’ He’s Ever Known

With each passing day, President Donald Trump's time in office grows shorter. It started...

Matt Gaetz Pledges to Slur, Stammer, and Drunkenly Stand Behind Trump on January 6th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On January 6th, 2021, Congress will meet to do one of...

Ron Johnson: “It’s a Problem That People Don’t Have Faith in the Election I Keep Talking Shit About”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Comrade Senator Ronald Johnsoninski told reporters today that he thinks there's...

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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

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Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

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"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

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