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Trump Open Hand Smacks Merkel Across Face and Tells Her ‘Vladimir Putin Says Hello’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBLTdQyZiyw BRUSSELS, BELGIUM -- President Trump made quite an international splash at the annual NATO...

On Call With Merkel, Trump Brings Up Taxation Without Representation

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House announced today that it will be going over...

Merkel Offers to Comfort and Counsel Americans Dealing With Their ‘Angry, Fascist Despot’

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has made a rather surprising, historic, and compassionate offer to Trump-resistant Americans.

Angela Merkel Pays $300 Billion NATO Bill In Monopoly Money, Says It’s ‘Fake Money For A Fake President’

German Chancellor Angela Merkel is really starting to step into the her new role as leader of the free world, and sent a message to Trump.

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