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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Mike Lindell Claims to Have Evidence Millions of Americans ‘Wanted Trump to Lose’

Mike Lindell, the embattled CEO of MyPillow and MyCrackpipe, announced on Steve Bannon's podcast...

Barr Was So Angered by Trump’s Election Lies He Almost Regretted All the Lies He Told for Trump

Americans who believed that former Attorney General William Barr was not much more than...

New Emails: Trump Asked His DOJ to Sue ‘Every American’ That Voted for Biden

A new trove of emails from former, one-term, twice permanently impeached, never won the...

Sidney Powell: Trump Can Look in a Mirror and Say “QAnon” Three Times to Be Reinstated

Sidney Powell, rat-faced scarecrow and former attorney to Donald J. Trump, told an audience...

Ted Cruz Will Demand Congress Certify He’s a Ball-less Douche With an Ugly Wife

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before the 2016 presidential race, Sen. Ted Cruz had a wife...

Biden Posts Eviction Notices on White House Doors

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, it was reported by Satirical Facts that the Biden...

6 Ways to Tell If Your Cult Leader is Lying About a Stolen Election He Lost Because He’s a Giant Asshole

Are you in a cult? Exit polling seems to show that at least 74...

Ron Johnson: “It’s a Problem That People Don’t Have Faith in the Election I Keep Talking Shit About”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Comrade Senator Ronald Johnsoninski told reporters today that he thinks there's...

Breaking: Joe Biden Is Still Your Next President

In a completely foreseen and very precedented development, former Vice President Joe Biden is...

Op-Ed: I’ve Waited 17 Years for Proof Iraq Had WMD. I Can Wait Forever For Proof Biden Cheated.

The following is an editorial submitted to this publication by Dustin Pewpson, a leading...

106 Republican Congressmen Order Eggs Benedict for Caucus Breakfast

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Something rather extraordinary happened this morning. Over one hundred elected members...

106 House Republicans Sign Brief With Supreme Court Declaring Trump’s Genitals ‘Tasty and Habit-Forming’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the days in both the Trump administration and the Republican...

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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

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Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

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