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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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Trump Supporter Can’t Wait to Hear What He Calls a Democrat

One man's support of Donald Trump rests on his continual insulting of other Republicans.

Marco Rubio Accidentally Conjures Beetlejuice

Senator Marco Rubio accidentally brought a menace of a ghost to the realm of the living.

Trump: Cruz Stole Iowa ‘You Know, Like Mexicans Do’

Donald Trump said Ted Cruz stole Iowa from him because Cruz is a Mexican, which is wrong, but...

Carly Fiorina: I Want to Taste Hillary’s Pussy

Carly Fiorina is clearly into Hillary Clinton, or she wouldn't talk about her all the time for no reason.

Rand Paul in Iowa, Desperately Flailing Arms at Cameras Covering Donald Trump

Rand Paul is getting desperate; very desperate actually.

Michele Bachmann Endorses Ronald Reagan For President

Michele Bachmann has announced her support for a rather surprising presidential candidate.

Ben Carson, Carly Fiorina Agree to Carpool to Rest of Campaign Events

Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina have announced a new partnership.

Sarah Palin’s Trump Endorsement: A Translation for Smart People

Sarah Palin's endorsement of Donald Trump was every bit the rambling incoherent mess you'd expect, so we translated what we could for you.

5 Reasons I’m Pretty Sure Ted Cruz’s Dick Smells Like Fried Snack Pies

I'm pretty sure Ted Cruz has a thing for fried pies. A gross thing.

Strapped for Campaign Cash, Rand Paul Shares Mark Zuckerberg Facebook Status

Rand Paul is hoping Mark Zuckerberg can save his dying campaign.

Chris Christie in New Hampshire: ‘I Give a Shit Where Kids Shit’

Chris Christie has an opinion about where kids relieve themselves, and he's not afraid to make it known.

Confused Lindsey Graham Staffer Didn’t Know Campaign Was Still Going

FLAT GROVE, SOUTH CAROLINA -- When Lincoln McTavish got word that his position with...

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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

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"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

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