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Kayleigh McEnany’s Cross Bursts Into Flames
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There was a brief scare during White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany's briefing earlier today when the crucifix she often wears...
Evangelical MAGA Supporter Sees No Issue With President Asking Satan For Dirt on Biden
HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Right-wing, Pro-Trump televangelist Bill Millen told listeners and viewers of his podcast today that he doesn't think there's anything wrong...
God Orders Recall of Bibles Autographed by Trump
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway has announced an immediate and emergency recall of every Bible signed by President Donald Trump during...
Americans Flood Heaven’s Switchboards Asking If Trump Can Take George HW Bush’s Spot
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway and his son, Jesus Hubert Christ held a holy press conference today from the corporate headquarters...
God to Americans: “Your Kids Are Making It Here Faster Than Your Thoughts And...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning, Larry "God" Schumway held a press conference in front of the Pearly Gates, and when asked by...
God Tells Pat Robertson: No One Respects Trump ‘So Shut Up You Doddering Douche’
Televangelist Pat Robertson believes God punished America for disrespecting Trump by allowing the Las Vegas shooting to happen. God disagrees.
Pat Robertson Wonders If Hurricane Harvey Caused By Awkward Boner During “Magic Mike” Viewing
The 700 Club's patriarch, Pat Robertson, is afraid that a momentary lack of control over his groin reactions brought on Hurricane Harvey.
To Remind Scott Baio That Cancer Exists, God Renames It “Scott Baio”
God and Jesus aren't really big fans of Scott Baio after the actor made some rather insensitive comments about a former co-star's death.
God To Pat Robertson: “Fuck Donald Trump And Also Fuck You, Pharisee Bitch!”
God has a special message for one of his employees, televangelist Pat Robertson. The message is...not so nice, really.
God: I Redirected LA Flood To Tony Perkins’ Home Because I’m A ‘Big Lover...
Tony Perkins home was destroyed by flooding because God loves irony.
